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nayx:
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
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why are his shoes on the wrong feet?
this kid just can’t catch a break
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“This is how we reveal ourselves: these tiny flashes of discomfort, the reactions we can’t hide.”— Christina Lauren, Autoboyography
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It’s what he deserves
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This post isn’t written in any known human language
Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?
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chaotic good
Direct action
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It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.
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I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
chris evans vs james franco
joey tribbiani vs ross gellar
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someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?
me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything
Me: *hasn’t eaten in 5 hours* I feel fine.
Me: *presented with any kind of food* CONSUME EVERYTHING